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Albert Wesker : Owner's Guide Albert Wesker: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance ManualAlbert Wesker : Owner's Guide by ~nireth
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are now the proud owner of an ALBERT WESKER unit! In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Note that there are currently two editions of our WESKER unit available to guarantee a wider range of sexy evilness. You may chose between
(a) Type I CAPTAIN ALBERT WESKER
(b) Type II ALBERT WESKER CVX
Please ensure that you have been issued with the edition of your choice as confusing these two types may result in severe malfunctions and/or permanent damage to the unit and/or his owner.
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Sta.sh
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Who are you?
No one
Everyone
Can you be a bit more specific?
No
Yes
Are you insane?
Probably not
If you squint hard enough
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!
It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight
2008-2009
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!
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"Jack, you have five minutes to get your butt out here. Five, four, three..."
"I thought you said five minutes, not five seconds!"
"Five minutes, five seconds."-shrugs- "I've always been bad at math."
-Koba and Jack
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Become one with Mother Russia, aru?
~<3 RoChu <3~
"Aniki! Your breasts are mine, da ze!"
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Become one with Mother Russia, aru?
~<3 RoChu <3~
"Aniki! Your breasts are mine, da ze!"
'Tis be Willow from the 'kaki~
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Sometimes I ponder why the heck we have these signatures. I mean, really-
Would people waste a good ten seconds of their life just to hear what I think? Hmm?
Well guess what.
I think you just did. Thank you for reading.
It's Jackal from the oekaki!
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